Editor, Author at THE ITZ GAZETTE

Are Emerging Patterns in Washington Consistent With Cartel-State Capture Models?

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December 1, 2025
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Why raising the question is responsible — not alarmist. In countries where organized crime has infiltrated political power, the early warning signs are remarkably consistent. […]

After a Surprisingly Cordial Oval Office Meeting, Trump and NYC’s New Mayor Zoran Mamdani Announce Joint Venture: MamDonald’s

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November 24, 2025
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Flagship Location to Open Inside Trump Tower Parody & Satire In a press event that immediately stunned the nation into disbelief, President Donald Trump and […]

The Caballero Crisis

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November 23, 2025
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There’s a crisis at the southern border and no one is talking about it — except Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent. Scott Bessent, the Treasury Secretary […]

Does Reality Have Us Fact-Checking Satire?

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October 31, 2025
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The funniest thing — or maybe the scariest — is that we have to fact-check satire now. Even labeled as satire, it feels too real. […]

Scott Bessent, Soybean Farmer: The Absurdity of Privilege in the Face of Hardship

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October 29, 2025
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I’m still trying to wrap my head around Scott Bessent’s straight-faced claim that he’s “actually a soybean farmer” who has “felt this pain too. ” That’s […]

“But, What About The Blueberries?”

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October 23, 2025
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I saw some news footage of violent anti-government demonstrations in Peru — Molotov cocktails, fires in the streets, tear gas drifting like spicy fog. My […]

The Honestly Mistaken Man Quote

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September 24, 2025
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In April 1954, a preacher named Fanning Yater Tant penned an editorial in the Gospel Guardian entitled Honestly Mistaken. In it, he wrote a line […]

Literary

Posse Commit Us

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September 20, 2025
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“That’s one giant posse! ” exclaimed little Rufus. “They bullied up about half Tuesday and ain’t left yet!” As the sun set beyond Lonetree, flying mortars […]